bikepill is a community of likeminded global activists seeking to reduce the harm caused the by the ghoulish automobile through cycling, taking trains, direct action, propaganda, and by being gross dirtbags. if this is of interest to you, perhaps you would like to peruse our manifesto.

if not, here’s some short answers to our most commonly asked questions to help pique your interest

hey man, what’s wrong with cars? i use mine to get groceries and also drop my spawn off at soccer!

cars are expensive, dangerous, and dreary, and we waste too much of our land and time accommodating them when a bike (or properly funded public transit) would suffice in the most feasible utopia.

but what about rural towns that don’t have bike lanes or public transit!!!!!

they should petition for bike lanes and public transit and at the very minimum stop driving giant lifted loser trucks.

what about disabled people!!!! they need cars so everything should be car centric because i’m definitely only and always thinking about disabled people’s access to wal-mart.

cars are dogshit for disabled people too. walkable cities and accessible public transit are a much better solution.

do you align with the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

yeah

crypto?

no!

are you just a bunch of cranky queer disenfranchised millennials who couldn’t hack it in the world so you’re just writing shitty manifestos and selling gross t-shirts?

yes but we also ride bikes

‘banning cars’ is a slogan right, surely you can compromise?

no. ban all cars